1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:02,583 Previously on "Web Therapy"... 2 00:00:02,585 --> 00:00:04,034 Hello, Ewan Clark. 3 00:00:04,086 --> 00:00:06,286 Ewan Clark, yes. Austen's brother, Ewan Clark. 4 00:00:06,339 --> 00:00:07,871 Oh, my goodness. 5 00:00:07,923 --> 00:00:09,289 Yes. I'm the executor. 6 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:11,291 I'm taking care of all the sales 7 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:14,678 and the distributing the trust and the, you know. 8 00:00:14,714 --> 00:00:17,881 Can I ask you, what are they building now? 9 00:00:17,933 --> 00:00:19,433 There's still construction. 10 00:00:19,468 --> 00:00:20,884 What are they doing? 11 00:00:20,886 --> 00:00:24,471 Angus is building a stable complex, like, stables. 12 00:00:24,523 --> 00:00:26,023 Oh, how do we make that stop? 13 00:00:26,058 --> 00:00:27,725 Oh, no, no, no. It's okay. 14 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:30,277 It's okay because I'm gonna be running the stables. 15 00:00:30,312 --> 00:00:32,062 And I'm gonna be living in the house next door. 16 00:00:32,114 --> 00:00:35,816 I... we're... we're being, we're in the Witness Protection. 17 00:00:35,868 --> 00:00:37,401 We're... is Robin going in with you? 18 00:00:37,453 --> 00:00:38,902 Well, of course. Of course. 19 00:00:38,904 --> 00:00:40,954 And so we're going to be going someplace 20 00:00:40,990 --> 00:00:42,539 that we're not supposed to say. 21 00:00:42,575 --> 00:00:44,341 Okay, so don't say it. 22 00:00:45,455 --> 00:00:48,697 S04E06 Charity Galore 23 00:00:48,717 --> 00:00:51,736 sync and corrected by ninh www.addic7ed.com 24 00:01:13,939 --> 00:01:17,441 Right, well aren't you the one in... aren't you the contractor 25 00:01:17,493 --> 00:01:20,911 in charge of the job next door to me, the Sokoloff job? 26 00:01:20,946 --> 00:01:22,780 Okay, yes. I do have the right person. 27 00:01:22,832 --> 00:01:24,615 Thank you, Jamie. 28 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:27,418 Well, just so you know that it's very disruptive. 29 00:01:27,453 --> 00:01:29,286 All right? The noise is impossible. 30 00:01:29,338 --> 00:01:31,839 And the catcalls and the whistling, 31 00:01:31,874 --> 00:01:34,458 it's really insulting. 32 00:01:34,510 --> 00:01:35,676 Well, yes, it's to me. 33 00:01:35,711 --> 00:01:38,846 I'm just right next door. 34 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:40,881 Yes. Is that you in the...? 35 00:01:40,933 --> 00:01:42,599 Okay, hello. Yes. 36 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:44,051 See? 37 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:46,770 Of course, I can hear. 38 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:48,972 Oh, well then to who? 39 00:01:49,024 --> 00:01:51,525 Oh. No, she is attractive. 40 00:01:59,718 --> 00:02:01,418 Fiona. 41 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,087 Oh, my goodness. 42 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:07,157 It said Jacques Camos, and that's who... Jacques Camos. 43 00:02:07,159 --> 00:02:08,575 - Jacques Camos. - That's my name. 44 00:02:08,627 --> 00:02:10,794 I'm still in the witness protection program. 45 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:12,880 Yes. Good... oh, good. 46 00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:14,832 Still. I'm living in... 47 00:02:15,918 --> 00:02:17,000 Yes, right, right. 48 00:02:17,002 --> 00:02:18,552 together with... 49 00:02:18,587 --> 00:02:19,887 - Betsy. - Betsy. 50 00:02:19,922 --> 00:02:21,505 Jacques and Betsy. 51 00:02:21,507 --> 00:02:23,924 - And you have a baby, do you not? - Yeah, we do. 52 00:02:23,976 --> 00:02:25,509 You do. Okay. 53 00:02:25,561 --> 00:02:27,594 We do. Tyrone. 54 00:02:27,646 --> 00:02:30,147 Oh, the... you named the baby Tyrone? 55 00:02:30,182 --> 00:02:33,183 Well, Betsy named the baby Tyrone. 56 00:02:33,235 --> 00:02:34,852 Right. 57 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:37,821 After someone she has feelings for. 58 00:02:37,857 --> 00:02:39,740 I don't know that there were feelings. 59 00:02:39,775 --> 00:02:40,991 Okay, no. 60 00:02:41,026 --> 00:02:42,526 Probably not. Oh, nice. 61 00:02:42,578 --> 00:02:44,027 Okay. Wonderful. 62 00:02:44,029 --> 00:02:45,696 She... she fucked him once. 63 00:02:45,698 --> 00:02:47,748 Okay. Yes. 64 00:02:47,783 --> 00:02:49,166 You look fantastic. 65 00:02:49,201 --> 00:02:50,584 - Look at you. - Thank you, you... 66 00:02:50,619 --> 00:02:52,703 - look at you. - Look different. 67 00:02:52,705 --> 00:02:55,038 Oh, yeah. Well, I... I'm in hiding. 68 00:02:55,090 --> 00:02:57,591 What are you meant to be? 69 00:02:57,626 --> 00:02:58,876 Well, I'm... I... I'm 70 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:01,595 - I'm a part of a motorcycle gang. - Oh. 71 00:03:01,630 --> 00:03:05,966 - And it is, I-I, they love me. - Really? 72 00:03:06,018 --> 00:03:08,435 And I love them. There... it's been fantastic. 73 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:11,555 We, we kind of, we love to terrorize people. 74 00:03:11,607 --> 00:03:12,940 - Oh. - And it's fun. 75 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:14,441 - Really? - Surprisingly. 76 00:03:14,476 --> 00:03:17,778 We'll close down a bridge or circle a farm. 77 00:03:17,813 --> 00:03:19,563 Uh huh. 78 00:03:19,565 --> 00:03:23,567 Or... or, you know, trap students in a high school. 79 00:03:23,619 --> 00:03:24,818 - Surround them and trap them. - Oh. 80 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:26,537 Well, you have to be careful, though. 81 00:03:26,572 --> 00:03:29,122 You don't to bring attention to yourself, right? 82 00:03:29,158 --> 00:03:30,624 No, but I've got a helmet on. 83 00:03:30,659 --> 00:03:31,875 Okay, so no one can know. 84 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:33,493 - So no one can see me. - Right. 85 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:36,663 - Hey, show me your tits. - What? 86 00:03:36,715 --> 00:03:37,748 Show me your tits. 87 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:38,749 No. 88 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:40,083 Yeah. 89 00:03:40,085 --> 00:03:41,835 That's how bikers say hi. 90 00:03:41,887 --> 00:03:43,086 Oh, okay. 91 00:03:43,088 --> 00:03:44,087 Yeah. So, "show me your tits." 92 00:03:44,139 --> 00:03:46,723 Then I'll just say, hi. 93 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:49,142 Well, that's how they do it in Philadelphia. 94 00:03:49,178 --> 00:03:50,644 Well, I'm not going to. 95 00:03:50,679 --> 00:03:52,145 I'm not there in Montana with you. 96 00:03:52,181 --> 00:03:54,481 So I'm not going to play along. 97 00:03:54,516 --> 00:03:56,567 Is that what Robin does, Betsy? 98 00:03:56,602 --> 00:03:58,569 Betsy. You can't say Robin. 99 00:03:58,604 --> 00:04:00,604 Okay, I'm sorry. I forgot. 100 00:04:00,606 --> 00:04:02,689 But when you're here, you're just a part of the... 101 00:04:02,741 --> 00:04:03,774 But can I ask you, I'm so curious. 102 00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:05,158 Like, how does it work? 103 00:04:05,194 --> 00:04:07,027 They just drop you in the middle of nowhere, 104 00:04:07,079 --> 00:04:08,862 or it's a major city? 105 00:04:08,914 --> 00:04:10,831 Or did they give you money, what? 106 00:04:10,866 --> 00:04:12,165 Well, no. 107 00:04:12,201 --> 00:04:13,784 They gave us a little bit of money and then, 108 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:16,837 and this piece of land, a horrible, you know, acre 109 00:04:16,872 --> 00:04:20,958 of land with a dilapidated, old, like, wild west saloon. 110 00:04:21,010 --> 00:04:22,292 Oh. 111 00:04:22,344 --> 00:04:23,176 But you know what happened is... 112 00:04:23,212 --> 00:04:24,845 So, nowhere, yeah. 113 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,965 The gas company came down here for fracking 114 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:30,767 and they wanted to lease our land. 115 00:04:30,803 --> 00:04:32,803 - Oh. - And so we let them. 116 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:34,304 And we made a bucket of money. 117 00:04:34,306 --> 00:04:35,772 Oh, my goodness. 118 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:38,642 And Betsy opened up a dance studio. 119 00:04:38,694 --> 00:04:39,726 Okay. 120 00:04:39,778 --> 00:04:43,313 And she hired 13 dance teachers. 121 00:04:43,315 --> 00:04:47,067 - Oh. - And the town loves it. 122 00:04:47,119 --> 00:04:51,121 You know, there's all these big, single burly guys 123 00:04:51,156 --> 00:04:53,123 down here fracking, and, 124 00:04:53,158 --> 00:04:54,207 and, 125 00:04:54,243 --> 00:04:57,127 you know, they want to dance. 126 00:04:57,162 --> 00:04:58,245 They... oh, they do? 127 00:04:58,297 --> 00:04:59,830 - They want to dance? - Yeah. 128 00:04:59,832 --> 00:05:01,832 So they come to your dance stu... just men? 129 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:03,166 Yeah. Primarily men. 130 00:05:03,218 --> 00:05:04,668 Women? 131 00:05:04,670 --> 00:05:06,586 There have been a couple of tough women. 132 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,556 But it's mostly, mostly men. 133 00:05:09,591 --> 00:05:12,976 Mostly men coming to your dance studio. 134 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:14,678 - Yeah. - To learn how to dance. 135 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,179 - Yeah. - Are there group lessons? 136 00:05:16,231 --> 00:05:18,015 Is there one major dance hall? 137 00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:21,351 Well, it's 13 separate dance halls. 138 00:05:21,403 --> 00:05:22,986 You could call them, they're rooms. 139 00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:24,071 And... and then the... 140 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:25,772 Just empty rooms? 141 00:05:25,824 --> 00:05:28,241 Well, you know, the girls live in their rooms. 142 00:05:28,277 --> 00:05:30,577 Oh, so they have to have somewhere to sleep 143 00:05:30,612 --> 00:05:32,162 so there's a bed in every room. 144 00:05:32,197 --> 00:05:34,748 Yeah, and a dresser and a wash basin. 145 00:05:34,783 --> 00:05:38,335 And the big men come and visit the girls in their bedrooms... 146 00:05:38,370 --> 00:05:41,371 - and they dance. - And dance. 147 00:05:41,373 --> 00:05:42,873 - Yes. - Okay. 148 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,257 - Yes. - Well, it must be very noisy. 149 00:05:44,293 --> 00:05:45,959 With all the music. 150 00:05:46,011 --> 00:05:48,128 Well, there's a lot of thumping and, yeah, 151 00:05:48,180 --> 00:05:50,380 you do hear a lot of... 152 00:05:50,432 --> 00:05:52,349 Music? 153 00:05:52,384 --> 00:05:53,800 Well, I don't hear a lot of music. 154 00:05:53,852 --> 00:05:56,136 - No. - They... uh, here's the thing... 155 00:05:56,188 --> 00:05:57,604 I wonder how you explain that. 156 00:05:57,639 --> 00:06:01,975 Well, Betsy, you know she... she... 157 00:06:02,027 --> 00:06:05,612 she uses headphones for the music 158 00:06:05,647 --> 00:06:08,231 so that the... it doesn't wake up Tyrone. 159 00:06:08,233 --> 00:06:11,952 Yes, what a clever explanation that is. 160 00:06:11,987 --> 00:06:15,238 - To be honest with you... - Is Betsy a dance teacher too? 161 00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:17,240 Betsy is... is a scheduler. 162 00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:18,825 - She's not a teacher. - Right. 163 00:06:18,877 --> 00:06:21,244 She schedules and she's an organizer 164 00:06:21,246 --> 00:06:22,496 - of all the teachers. - Right. 165 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:25,048 Sure, is her nickname Madame Betsy? 166 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:26,216 Yeah. Because of the ballet. 167 00:06:26,251 --> 00:06:27,417 Because of the ballet. 168 00:06:27,419 --> 00:06:29,052 All right, Richard... uh, Jacques. 169 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:31,304 - Yeah, you cannot say that. - I'm sorry, yes. 170 00:06:31,340 --> 00:06:33,090 No, I'm all wrong. 171 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:34,758 - You're right. - You have to be careful. 172 00:06:34,810 --> 00:06:38,095 I'm the one who's jeopardizing everything. 173 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:39,813 Okay. 174 00:06:39,848 --> 00:06:42,816 To be honest with you, I'm reaching out to you, Fiona, 175 00:06:42,851 --> 00:06:44,935 because I-I need your help. 176 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:46,436 Oh. 177 00:06:46,438 --> 00:06:51,491 Betsy, a month ago she started this cayenne pepper cleanse 178 00:06:51,527 --> 00:06:55,779 where she drinks water and... and... and cayenne pepper. 179 00:06:55,831 --> 00:06:57,197 Right. 180 00:06:57,249 --> 00:07:00,333 And I think because of the leaching of the chemicals 181 00:07:00,369 --> 00:07:02,452 into the regular ground water... 182 00:07:02,454 --> 00:07:04,287 - Oh, from the fracking. - Yeah. 183 00:07:04,289 --> 00:07:06,373 From the fracking, it's been affecting her brain. 184 00:07:06,425 --> 00:07:07,457 And it's been... it was gradual... 185 00:07:07,459 --> 00:07:09,092 No, that's her. 186 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:10,844 But then she doesn't remember anything. 187 00:07:10,879 --> 00:07:12,379 She's got amnesia. 188 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:14,214 She looks at me. She doesn't know that I'm... 189 00:07:14,266 --> 00:07:15,715 Mm. 190 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,384 She really doesn't know what's going on. 191 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:18,852 - Oh. - She... I showed her a loaf 192 00:07:18,887 --> 00:07:21,138 of bread and she didn't know what it was. 193 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:25,275 - She's... she's... lost her mind. - Playing at something... oh. 194 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:28,812 And my fear is that she's going to become 195 00:07:28,814 --> 00:07:33,316 rendered absolutely useless in the Witness Protection program. 196 00:07:33,368 --> 00:07:35,235 - Is that the water? - Yes. 197 00:07:35,287 --> 00:07:37,154 This is the filtered water. 198 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:38,789 That's filtered? 199 00:07:38,824 --> 00:07:40,407 Okay, I think from now on, though, 200 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:41,958 you should drink bottled water. 201 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:43,210 Just to be safe. 202 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:46,163 I don't think it affects your memory. 203 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:47,714 It's so expensive. 204 00:07:47,749 --> 00:07:50,083 Okay, well, look, I'm sorry, 205 00:07:50,135 --> 00:07:54,921 but you know, because I know "Betsy," 206 00:07:54,973 --> 00:07:58,425 I know that she's an extremely devious, calculating person. 207 00:07:58,477 --> 00:08:01,011 And she's probably... probably just trying to get out 208 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:04,347 of testifying or something with her "amnesia." 209 00:08:04,399 --> 00:08:07,017 Fiona, she's actually locked up in a psych ward right now. 210 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:08,735 - What? Really? - She really... I'm telling you, 211 00:08:08,770 --> 00:08:10,437 I've been nervous about her all day 212 00:08:10,489 --> 00:08:13,023 because she's having her shock treatments today. 213 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:14,524 Oh. 214 00:08:14,526 --> 00:08:18,078 And if, if the lights dim, that's probably why. 215 00:08:18,113 --> 00:08:19,329 It's a small town. 216 00:08:19,364 --> 00:08:21,198 Yeah, I don't want anybody in town 217 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:24,367 to know what's going with her so I've just been telling people 218 00:08:24,419 --> 00:08:27,921 that she's got a dance infection. 219 00:08:27,956 --> 00:08:30,874 And that seems to stop them. They don't ask questions. 220 00:08:30,926 --> 00:08:33,126 No, of course they don't. 221 00:08:33,178 --> 00:08:34,544 I wouldn't. 222 00:08:34,546 --> 00:08:36,263 No. 223 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:37,931 Yes, all right, well, it sounds like 224 00:08:37,966 --> 00:08:39,516 you have things under control. 225 00:08:39,551 --> 00:08:43,136 Well, I'm hoping that maybe you could talk to Betsy. 226 00:08:43,188 --> 00:08:45,388 Because we have to figure out 227 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:48,275 a way to help her with her cognitive problems. 228 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:49,776 Right, well, you do. 229 00:08:49,811 --> 00:08:51,361 Isn't there something that you know, 230 00:08:51,396 --> 00:08:54,064 some kind of tricks to stimulate the brain 231 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:55,815 to massage the dendrites 232 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:58,902 or to do something to help her with her brain? 233 00:08:58,904 --> 00:09:01,571 Right, I mean, I don't know how to scare her into, 234 00:09:01,623 --> 00:09:03,874 you know, behaving normally again. 235 00:09:03,909 --> 00:09:05,575 That's, you know. I think what you're... 236 00:09:05,627 --> 00:09:08,378 I thought that's what the shock treatment was for, you know. 237 00:09:08,413 --> 00:09:11,464 But, um, all right. You know what, maybe just... 238 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:14,634 you know... I will help you, okay? 239 00:09:14,670 --> 00:09:16,887 And maybe... maybe you need to relax. 240 00:09:16,922 --> 00:09:20,473 Maybe go upstairs and have a private dance lesson. 241 00:09:20,509 --> 00:09:23,675 I'm not allowed upstairs, but I'd love to do that. 242 00:09:28,066 --> 00:09:30,600 - Hi. - Hello, happy couple. 243 00:09:30,602 --> 00:09:32,152 Oh. 244 00:09:32,187 --> 00:09:33,987 I'm so honored that you've asked me 245 00:09:34,022 --> 00:09:36,439 to officiate your vow renewal. 246 00:09:36,441 --> 00:09:37,857 Thanks for saying yes. 247 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,409 Thank you for saying yes, really. 248 00:09:39,444 --> 00:09:41,278 Oh, it's my honor. When is it, though? 249 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,279 That's the part I didn't know. 250 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,114 Well, tomorrow. 251 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:45,532 We were hoping to do it tomorrow in the garden in the back yard. 252 00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:46,917 - Oh. - I'm just so happy. 253 00:09:46,952 --> 00:09:48,618 - I mean, she's back. - Yes. 254 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:51,121 It feels like we're really recommitting to each other 255 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:53,039 and we had a great night, and. 256 00:09:53,091 --> 00:09:55,292 It's... we're... thank you so much for being a part of this. 257 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:57,344 It's really like building a family again. 258 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,296 Yeah, well you are building a family, so. 259 00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:00,931 Yes, we are. 260 00:10:00,966 --> 00:10:02,349 So tomorrow, we'll be in the back yard. 261 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:04,267 We're gonna have just... just us. 262 00:10:04,303 --> 00:10:06,019 Oh, this is so exciting. 263 00:10:06,054 --> 00:10:07,520 It's good. It feels right. 264 00:10:07,556 --> 00:10:09,439 It feels... Hayley's back and... 265 00:10:09,474 --> 00:10:10,974 - And starting your family. - Well... 266 00:10:11,026 --> 00:10:13,977 Well... we're, we're... we are trying. 267 00:10:14,029 --> 00:10:17,564 Yeah, officially, we are trying... as of last night. 268 00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:18,815 Not that you need to know that, but... 269 00:10:18,817 --> 00:10:20,617 - Yeah, but I... - It was kind of great. 270 00:10:20,652 --> 00:10:23,119 No, I meant the baby that Hayley's already pregnant with. 271 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:25,071 - No, well I feel, I feel... - Wow, that's fast. 272 00:10:25,123 --> 00:10:27,540 I just feel, I could feel it. I feel. 273 00:10:27,576 --> 00:10:28,825 - Already? - Kind of, yeah. 274 00:10:28,877 --> 00:10:30,410 Is that... could that happen that fast? 275 00:10:30,462 --> 00:10:31,661 'Cause last night was kind of... no. 276 00:10:31,663 --> 00:10:33,630 Well, look at her. Look at you. 277 00:10:33,665 --> 00:10:35,548 Well... Well, yeah, but... 278 00:10:35,584 --> 00:10:38,335 no, I'm... I'm full. 279 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:40,553 How dare you? I had a big meal. 280 00:10:40,589 --> 00:10:42,555 Hayley, can you stand up for a moment? 281 00:10:42,591 --> 00:10:45,342 I mean, honestly. Lookit. 282 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:47,177 She's pregnant. 283 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:50,263 No, no... That's not... you told me that was Pad Thai. 284 00:10:50,315 --> 00:10:51,648 I'm full. 285 00:10:51,683 --> 00:10:53,400 Coconut curry and a lot of the rice... sticky. 286 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:54,851 I had so much curry. 287 00:10:54,903 --> 00:10:56,736 It's a lot of sticky rice in Bali, so. 288 00:10:56,772 --> 00:10:59,272 And now my breasts are tender, and I'm a little full. 289 00:10:59,324 --> 00:11:01,157 That's so... normal. 290 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:02,409 Oh, they're tender, all right. 291 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:05,195 - That is normal for pregnancy. - No. 292 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:06,446 - Well, pregnancy. - You're crazy. 293 00:11:06,498 --> 00:11:07,447 But that would be awfully fast. 294 00:11:07,499 --> 00:11:09,366 You can't in one night. 295 00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:10,583 - No, you can't, you can't. - No, that's not even... right? 296 00:11:10,619 --> 00:11:12,335 - Nothing gets past you. - Right. 297 00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:17,007 You can't get pregnant in one day and then show, which means... 298 00:11:17,042 --> 00:11:18,291 I'm a typical guy. 299 00:11:18,343 --> 00:11:20,043 I don't know how these things work. 300 00:11:20,095 --> 00:11:21,961 It would... it would have to have happened earlier. 301 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,713 - Yeah, which is not possible. - Which it didn't. 302 00:11:23,765 --> 00:11:25,432 - Which it didn't happen, so. - You didn't do, so. 303 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,634 - We have gotten back... - How do you know it didn't? 304 00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,185 Uh, because it's my body. I know. 305 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:30,553 I know myself. I know when I'm full. 306 00:11:30,605 --> 00:11:32,055 Right, and I trust Hayley. 307 00:11:32,107 --> 00:11:33,440 How does Jerome know it didn't? 308 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:34,724 Well, because I know she didn't. 309 00:11:34,776 --> 00:11:35,608 I know what she was doing in Bali. 310 00:11:35,644 --> 00:11:37,110 Uh-huh. 311 00:11:37,145 --> 00:11:39,229 She ate, prayed, and loved, basically. 312 00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:40,196 Loved. Yes. 313 00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:41,481 - Loved. - And loved. 314 00:11:41,533 --> 00:11:42,782 - My senses were wakened. Yeah. - They were. 315 00:11:42,818 --> 00:11:44,617 Well, I felt that last night also. 316 00:11:44,653 --> 00:11:46,036 I just wanted you to know that. 317 00:11:46,071 --> 00:11:48,071 You seemed more awake, more alive, to me. 318 00:11:48,073 --> 00:11:50,073 Right, that's what happens to pregnant women. 319 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:52,709 No, I-I think I understand why you think this. 320 00:11:52,744 --> 00:11:54,377 I mean, she is definitely different. 321 00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:56,246 She's radiant. She's glowing. 322 00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:58,715 Bali had an amazing affect on Hayley. 323 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:00,583 - Yes... radiant. - Thank you. 324 00:12:00,585 --> 00:12:02,502 Yeah. 325 00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:03,753 That's great that we're all being so honest right now. 326 00:12:03,805 --> 00:12:05,255 - Yeah, yeah, we are. - We are. 327 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,256 Okay. Good. 328 00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:09,225 So, um, I am very excited. 329 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:12,062 And I just want you to know that I went online 330 00:12:12,097 --> 00:12:13,646 and looked up on YouTube 331 00:12:13,682 --> 00:12:16,766 some of the... some vows, you know, that people... 332 00:12:16,768 --> 00:12:18,485 so I'll show you some examples. That's a good idea. 333 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,652 - There, I sent that to you. - That's a good idea. 334 00:12:19,688 --> 00:12:20,937 - Yeah. - 'Cause we were... 335 00:12:20,989 --> 00:12:22,105 and you can take a look at that. 336 00:12:22,107 --> 00:12:23,606 Okay. 337 00:12:23,608 --> 00:12:25,075 Yeah, we were having trouble writing our vows last night. 338 00:12:25,110 --> 00:12:26,159 Uh huh. So this is gonna be helpful. 339 00:12:26,194 --> 00:12:27,694 This will help a lot. 340 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,412 - Very wonderfully romantic. - Now, that's the... 341 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,531 - That's you guys. - Oh, what did I send? 342 00:12:31,583 --> 00:12:33,450 Night. And I'm pregnant. 343 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:34,451 - What? - Oh. 344 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:35,618 Yeah. 345 00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:37,454 - So... - What? 346 00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:40,039 - It's not Jerome's. - Are you kidding me? 347 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,624 - What do you mean? - Please just calm down. 348 00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:43,209 So you're pregnant? 349 00:12:43,261 --> 00:12:44,427 Calm down. 350 00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:45,628 You came back from Bali pregnant? 351 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:46,546 Is that what you're saying? 352 00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:48,214 You knew this? 353 00:12:48,266 --> 00:12:49,466 I just knew it. 354 00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:50,633 I knew that you wouldn't understand 355 00:12:50,685 --> 00:12:52,302 and I didn't want to hurt you. 356 00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:54,137 Oh, I understand, I understand that you're pregnant 357 00:12:54,189 --> 00:12:56,606 and it can't possibly be... it can't be mine, right? 358 00:12:56,641 --> 00:12:58,224 No, because last night was the first night. 359 00:12:58,276 --> 00:12:59,726 Of course it can't. She pulled a train in Bali, so. 360 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,644 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 361 00:13:01,646 --> 00:13:03,613 You don't know what I did in Bali. 362 00:13:03,648 --> 00:13:05,115 Well, I know it involved four... 363 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,649 - aAh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. - Oh, oh, my God. 364 00:13:06,651 --> 00:13:08,618 - I can't believe this. - You just saw it. 365 00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:10,120 I cannot renew my vows with you. 366 00:13:10,155 --> 00:13:11,988 I can't even uphold my vows with you. 367 00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:14,657 - Jerome, you're so sensitive. - Sensitive? 368 00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:16,493 - Why are you so sensitive? - To adultery? 369 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:18,044 - What about Gina? - All right, well, Gina... 370 00:13:18,079 --> 00:13:19,829 - What about Gina? - Gina? 371 00:13:19,831 --> 00:13:21,164 - Okay. - What a... what about that? 372 00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,549 - Yes, I... - Where was that baby from? 373 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,217 I had a small transgression with Gina, 374 00:13:24,252 --> 00:13:26,219 who turned me into the lover that I am now, by the way. 375 00:13:26,254 --> 00:13:27,921 So you're welcome. And she came... 376 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,672 - Oh, thanks. - she came with $40 million. 377 00:13:29,674 --> 00:13:32,725 You, you come with a price tag of, how much is that costing me? 378 00:13:32,761 --> 00:13:34,811 The stables and the house and the petting zoo. 379 00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:37,013 $5 million dollars. North of $5 million. 380 00:13:37,065 --> 00:13:39,098 In my heart, this is your baby. 381 00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:41,100 And in my heart, you're not my wife. 382 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,769 Okay, so. We're gonna... 383 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,270 - Thank you very much... - No. 384 00:13:44,322 --> 00:13:46,356 - for illuminating us and me. - No. 385 00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,243 No, I want that house. 386 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:56,166 - Hello, Ewan. - Hey. 387 00:13:56,201 --> 00:13:58,168 Hey, there you are. 388 00:13:58,203 --> 00:13:59,419 - Here I am. - There you are. 389 00:13:59,454 --> 00:14:01,204 I know. I thought I should let you know, 390 00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:03,039 I'm sorry if it's too late, but I thought I should... 391 00:14:03,091 --> 00:14:04,757 - It's fine. - let you know that... 392 00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:06,376 well, thank... the direct deposits 393 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:10,263 are working out beautifully, so I can pay Jerome. 394 00:14:10,298 --> 00:14:14,184 But now, I need to give him a birthday bonus. 395 00:14:14,219 --> 00:14:16,719 It's his birthday next week and it's customary 396 00:14:16,771 --> 00:14:19,472 to give a $10,000 bonus check. 397 00:14:19,524 --> 00:14:21,691 So I'll need that in addition. 398 00:14:21,726 --> 00:14:23,309 I'll let you know about the very... 399 00:14:23,361 --> 00:14:25,562 we have many, many bonuses here in the U.S., we have... 400 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:27,113 Yeah, it's a very different system, I noticed. 401 00:14:27,148 --> 00:14:29,399 It's nice to see you, though. You look great. 402 00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:30,366 Oh, thank you. 403 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:34,204 You look... very handsome. 404 00:14:34,239 --> 00:14:35,488 Next time you come to New York, 405 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,407 you have to bring that robe, I think. 406 00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:38,741 Yeah, I could bring it. 407 00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:40,710 I could bring it. It's lovely to see you. 408 00:14:40,745 --> 00:14:43,413 I've missed your hand. 409 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,465 - Oh. - I can see it, you know. 410 00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,250 I've missed the other parts of you as well, 411 00:14:47,302 --> 00:14:49,919 but I saw your hand there, so. 412 00:14:49,921 --> 00:14:51,638 Oh, yes. Well, you know what? 413 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:54,140 The rest of me misses you too, I have to say. 414 00:14:54,175 --> 00:14:56,593 You know, that was, it was a... I had... 415 00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:59,262 I never knew it could be like that with a woman. 416 00:14:59,314 --> 00:15:01,097 Or... or, you know, any human. 417 00:15:01,099 --> 00:15:03,566 You mean just so accepting and willing? 418 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,184 That too. 419 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,352 I've been told that's what I do well. 420 00:15:06,404 --> 00:15:07,737 But also just clean. 421 00:15:07,772 --> 00:15:09,739 Just clean and you know, 422 00:15:09,774 --> 00:15:12,191 there were no rogue noises when I was... 423 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,860 - Oh, you know... - It was... 424 00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:16,529 You're a bit... you're a wonderful, very skilled lover, 425 00:15:16,581 --> 00:15:18,248 I have to say. 426 00:15:18,283 --> 00:15:19,499 Really? 427 00:15:19,534 --> 00:15:21,284 - Oh, yes. - Thank you very much indeed. 428 00:15:21,286 --> 00:15:23,453 You know, finally I thought... you know, it's good 429 00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:27,423 to be appreciated for something that you do for once in a while. 430 00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:31,961 You know, because you try hard and you try different things. 431 00:15:32,013 --> 00:15:34,797 Selling businesses, stimulating clitorises, 432 00:15:34,799 --> 00:15:36,432 whatever it is you have to do. 433 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:40,687 Yes, but now you just seem a little... perturbed. 434 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,472 Is something wrong? 435 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:46,559 Well, you know, it's not just selling off his businesses that, 436 00:15:46,611 --> 00:15:51,230 you know, doing all the work of this charitable, you know, 437 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,816 turn that Austen's life has taken. 438 00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:57,537 But now to actually... apparently I have to sell off 439 00:15:57,572 --> 00:16:02,158 a house which I live in with my flatulent wife 440 00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:03,826 - and ungrateful children. - Oh. 441 00:16:03,878 --> 00:16:05,495 That has to get sold too. 442 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:08,831 The company that I thought that I worked for, 443 00:16:08,883 --> 00:16:09,882 I have to sell that. 444 00:16:09,918 --> 00:16:11,250 Everything's getting sold. 445 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,802 Nothing. Nothing is gonna stay. 446 00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:14,587 I will be unemployed... 447 00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:18,341 I get one tiny... one tiny little company that nobody wants. 448 00:16:18,343 --> 00:16:19,559 I get that one. 449 00:16:19,594 --> 00:16:21,894 Nobody... I get a tiny... and everything else, 450 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:23,813 everything else is getting sold 451 00:16:23,848 --> 00:16:24,897 and I get noth... nothing. 452 00:16:24,933 --> 00:16:26,849 Nothing. 453 00:16:26,851 --> 00:16:29,352 Oh, Ewan, that's a blow. 454 00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:33,523 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - And not the kind of blow- 455 00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:34,941 - Different blow. - Yes. 456 00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,993 From our weekend. 457 00:16:37,028 --> 00:16:40,697 I can't wait for you to blow through town again. 458 00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:43,082 I'm trying to cheer you up, because I'm sorry. 459 00:16:43,118 --> 00:16:44,000 No, you're cheering... no, it's nice. 460 00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:45,501 It was really good. 461 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,587 There's nothing like talking about that. 462 00:16:47,622 --> 00:16:48,955 That, you know, it's great. 463 00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:50,623 A little talk about sex maybe cheers you up. 464 00:16:50,675 --> 00:16:52,925 Yeah, talking about sex is good, because it's... 465 00:16:52,961 --> 00:16:55,762 it's not as good as doing it. 466 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,597 Actually, it is sometimes. 467 00:16:57,632 --> 00:17:00,049 - It's... sometimes it's better. - It's less work. 468 00:17:00,051 --> 00:17:01,718 Yeah, it's... you're right, it's better. 469 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,686 - You're wise. - You know... 470 00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,021 You're a wise woman. 471 00:17:05,056 --> 00:17:07,306 I... thank you. Well, you know what? 472 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,642 I would like to offer my services to help you. 473 00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:11,611 After all, look what I did for Austen. 474 00:17:11,646 --> 00:17:12,945 What? What did you do for Austen? 475 00:17:12,981 --> 00:17:14,897 Oh, you don't know how we met. 476 00:17:14,899 --> 00:17:17,650 Through my work is how we met. 477 00:17:17,702 --> 00:17:20,403 I was his therapist. 478 00:17:20,405 --> 00:17:23,990 You were dealing with him because he was crazy? 479 00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:25,792 He was... I mean, he was really... 480 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,910 I basically put him back together. 481 00:17:27,962 --> 00:17:29,629 He was completely shattered, 482 00:17:29,664 --> 00:17:34,050 and I reassembled him and made him into the man he was. 483 00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:36,085 And then, you know, not that he ended up being... 484 00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:38,388 - That's fantastic. - I'm not bad. 485 00:17:38,423 --> 00:17:39,806 - That's fan... - Yes, I'm pretty good. 486 00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,507 That's fantastic. 487 00:17:41,559 --> 00:17:45,478 I can have him declared insane, and all of this goes away. 488 00:17:45,513 --> 00:17:48,514 Oh, that... I didn't think that's where you were going. 489 00:17:48,566 --> 00:17:49,599 Of course that's where I'm going. 490 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:50,933 When all of what goes away? 491 00:17:50,985 --> 00:17:52,318 I mean, you know, all of what? 492 00:17:52,353 --> 00:17:54,187 All of this dismantling of the trust. 493 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,489 All of this giving everything away to people 494 00:17:56,524 --> 00:18:00,610 he doesn't know in a country that is, frankly, untidy. 495 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:04,280 Why not just, you know... we can stop all of this. 496 00:18:04,282 --> 00:18:06,082 But the trusts would stay, you know, 497 00:18:06,117 --> 00:18:07,617 the trust for Angus stays. 498 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,952 The checks to me for Jerome stay. 499 00:18:10,004 --> 00:18:11,421 Why? Why would it stay? 500 00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:13,423 Why does it have to stay if he's crazy? 501 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,124 If he's crazy, it doesn't have to stay. 502 00:18:15,176 --> 00:18:18,461 If he's crazy, none of what he... none of what he did would... 503 00:18:18,463 --> 00:18:22,465 Right, it's not easy to get someone declared insane. 504 00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:24,016 You could do it, though. You're a medical professional. 505 00:18:24,052 --> 00:18:27,103 You could say, you could say I... when he came to see me, 506 00:18:27,138 --> 00:18:29,889 like you said to me, you had to piece him back together. 507 00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:31,474 No. No, and, you know, 508 00:18:31,476 --> 00:18:33,609 he did give me the penthouse. That wasn't crazy. 509 00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,061 That was just a very... 510 00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:39,449 that was a generous, thoughtful, logical gift. 511 00:18:39,484 --> 00:18:40,817 That's not crazy, so. 512 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:44,704 Can't use that as an example of, you know. 513 00:18:44,739 --> 00:18:47,406 He... I... you know what? Now I'm uncomfortable. 514 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,492 I shouldn't even be talking about this. 515 00:18:49,494 --> 00:18:51,410 As his therapist, 516 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:56,415 there's a patient, uh, uh, uh, 517 00:18:56,468 --> 00:19:00,052 doctor confidentiality that I can't... 518 00:19:00,088 --> 00:19:02,839 I will have my license revoked. 519 00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,423 What if you, what if you... 520 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,509 what if you were to be consulted 521 00:19:06,511 --> 00:19:11,597 in a court case environment 522 00:19:11,649 --> 00:19:17,019 to, you know, to give evidence about how crazy a patient was? 523 00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:20,523 Well, I think my fee would be too expensive for you. 524 00:19:20,525 --> 00:19:23,659 It's, you know, $25,000 an hour. 525 00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:27,029 Well, how long does it take to say he's crazy, you know? 526 00:19:27,031 --> 00:19:29,365 Let's... go, say he's crazy. 527 00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:31,701 - He's crazy. - Okay, two seconds. 528 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,870 What's that, like, $200 dollars? 529 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:36,005 Right... I'm not, but I'm... 530 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,541 and you seem drunk now, anyway. So... 531 00:19:38,543 --> 00:19:41,093 I'll give you $100,000 dollars. 532 00:19:41,129 --> 00:19:43,212 Okay. 533 00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:49,552 Hello, mother. 534 00:19:49,587 --> 00:19:50,803 Fiona. 535 00:19:50,855 --> 00:19:52,605 What are you... you're dressed like... 536 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,140 I'm going to a reenactment tonight 537 00:19:54,192 --> 00:19:56,192 of the signing of the declaration of independence. 538 00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:57,727 Oh, thank God. 539 00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,296 I'll be with the handsome governor. 540 00:19:59,316 --> 00:20:00,696 Oh. 541 00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:03,065 It's my way of cozying up to him so that he will give Kip 542 00:20:03,067 --> 00:20:06,569 an appointment to the supreme court of Pennsylvania. 543 00:20:06,621 --> 00:20:08,487 So that will really help with the governor, 544 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,040 that you're gonna do this dress up ball, really? 545 00:20:11,075 --> 00:20:13,075 It will help immensely. 546 00:20:13,077 --> 00:20:16,629 I will have the governor in the palm of my hand. 547 00:20:16,664 --> 00:20:19,665 Of course, I've already had him in the palm of my hand. 548 00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:22,585 Oh, that was beneath me. 549 00:20:22,637 --> 00:20:25,588 So is the governor a member of this reenactment as well? 550 00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:26,756 Yes. 551 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,424 He's playing one of the officers. 552 00:20:28,426 --> 00:20:30,927 Oh, all right. And who are you playing? 553 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,845 Bruce Springsteen? 554 00:20:32,897 --> 00:20:35,014 Ha, ha. I'm playing Charity Galore. 555 00:20:35,066 --> 00:20:36,899 She was a Philly madame 556 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:40,486 who slept, on and off, with most of the founding fathers. 557 00:20:40,521 --> 00:20:43,522 So you're playing a whore? 558 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,108 No, no, she was a patriot who slept around. 559 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,694 There's a big difference. 560 00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:50,580 - Okay, so she helped? - Yes. 561 00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:54,951 She relaxed Ben Franklin, and that was essential. 562 00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:56,535 Point taken. 563 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:59,755 I'm rewriting the declaration of independence. 564 00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:00,957 Oh. 565 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,759 I think there's room for improvement. 566 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,261 As you would, I'm sure. 567 00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:07,046 If I'd only turned myself to this years ago, 568 00:21:07,098 --> 00:21:08,631 it would have been so much better. 569 00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,933 Yeah, you mean when it was originally written? 570 00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:14,553 They need to have some graphics, some illustrations. 571 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,188 - Yes. - There are no pictures here. 572 00:21:16,224 --> 00:21:18,307 They're all... it's all words, words, words. 573 00:21:18,309 --> 00:21:20,309 You're right, that's the most common complaint 574 00:21:20,361 --> 00:21:22,144 about the declaration of independence. 575 00:21:22,146 --> 00:21:24,226 "Where are the pictures?" 576 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,319 - Hey. - Oh, hello. 577 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:31,687 - Hi. - Ewan. 578 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:32,888 - You look great. - Oh, thank you. 579 00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:34,373 So do you. 580 00:21:34,409 --> 00:21:36,542 I like your, uh, I like your necklace. 581 00:21:36,577 --> 00:21:38,628 - Oh, isn't it nice? - Yeah, yeah, it's fine. 582 00:21:38,663 --> 00:21:41,047 You know, it's something that Austen paid for. 583 00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:42,548 Oh, okay, well... 584 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,634 back when he was still paying for things. 585 00:21:44,669 --> 00:21:45,718 Well, you know, you can, 586 00:21:45,753 --> 00:21:46,969 you'll be able to hang onto it 587 00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:49,138 because here's the thing, the, uh, 588 00:21:49,173 --> 00:21:50,673 the case has been dropped. 589 00:21:50,675 --> 00:21:52,675 - Oh. - Because apparently, he's fine. 590 00:21:52,727 --> 00:21:54,977 He's not, he's not crazy, apparently. 591 00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:56,679 Right. I know. 592 00:21:56,731 --> 00:22:00,683 I... you know what, I don't want to be dishonest with you 593 00:22:00,685 --> 00:22:03,853 because of my sense of ethics and moral compass. 594 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:07,106 I actually, in the deposition... 595 00:22:07,158 --> 00:22:10,192 you know, you paid me the $100,000 to be the expert 596 00:22:10,194 --> 00:22:11,861 and so, in the deposition, 597 00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:15,081 I was the one who let them know that he was perfectly sane 598 00:22:15,116 --> 00:22:16,749 and made very sound, 599 00:22:16,784 --> 00:22:18,284 you know, financial decisions, 600 00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:20,086 especially regarding real estate. 601 00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:25,041 You know, so that's... that's why you don't have a case 602 00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,709 and so I'm sorry. 603 00:22:26,711 --> 00:22:28,627 Oh. Well, you know. 604 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,429 It is what it is. You know, they... 605 00:22:30,465 --> 00:22:34,433 Oh, you seem surprisingly fine about it. 606 00:22:34,469 --> 00:22:36,352 I thought I was going to have to make it up to you 607 00:22:36,387 --> 00:22:39,722 in all kinds of odd ways on your next visit to New York. 608 00:22:39,774 --> 00:22:42,942 Well, you're certainly welcome to do that and I appreciate it, 609 00:22:42,977 --> 00:22:44,894 but I asked you to give an opinion 610 00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:45,978 and you gave your opinion. 611 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:47,697 I did what I was told by you. 612 00:22:47,732 --> 00:22:50,232 You did what you were told and good for you. 613 00:22:50,284 --> 00:22:51,984 Anyway. And so... 614 00:22:52,036 --> 00:22:53,235 I'm just sorry that you're left with nothing 615 00:22:53,237 --> 00:22:55,037 except for a lot of work. 616 00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:58,708 Well, it turns out the one little company I was left with, 617 00:22:58,743 --> 00:23:01,410 not... not that worthless. 618 00:23:01,462 --> 00:23:05,214 Apparently, the good people at Google have decided 619 00:23:05,249 --> 00:23:09,919 that the little company I thought was of no use 620 00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:13,089 was worth upwards of $250 million dollars. 621 00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:14,924 - Oh, wow. - $250 million dollars. 622 00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:17,059 Look at that. Whenever Google's interested, 623 00:23:17,095 --> 00:23:19,428 - it's always good news. - Yes, it is. 624 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,585 - Well, that's wonderful. - Yeah, so, you know. 625 00:23:22,605 --> 00:23:24,600 - Hakuna matata. - Ewan. 626 00:23:24,652 --> 00:23:26,402 You know, it all comes around again. 627 00:23:26,437 --> 00:23:28,237 - Musical song. - Yeah, yeah. 628 00:23:28,272 --> 00:23:30,272 So what is it? It's like a what... what... 629 00:23:30,274 --> 00:23:34,160 some kind of golfing... golf club company, or? 630 00:23:34,195 --> 00:23:37,279 It's not unlike your type of job. 631 00:23:37,281 --> 00:23:40,116 It's a company called Net Therapy 632 00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:41,867 and it's like what you do, 633 00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:44,120 but this one was invented by a real you know, a real kind 634 00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:49,125 of top notch cream of the crop american psycho person. 635 00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:50,626 No, right. Nothing... 636 00:23:50,628 --> 00:23:53,712 A real... a real, you know, a-1 lister. 637 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,681 No, I don't think that... my mother is the one 638 00:23:55,716 --> 00:23:58,134 who perpetrated Net Therapy. No. 639 00:23:58,186 --> 00:23:59,685 She stole the idea from myself, 640 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,388 sold it to Austen for $60 million. 641 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,856 Well, she can't really have stolen it from you, 642 00:24:03,891 --> 00:24:05,191 because your mother was there first. 643 00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:06,942 She's your mother, you know, mother... 644 00:24:06,978 --> 00:24:09,195 Yeah, but it was my idea that then she said, "oh, that idea, 645 00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:10,980 why don't I steal it?" 646 00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:12,481 'Cause that's the kind of person she is. 647 00:24:12,483 --> 00:24:14,867 Yeah, mother, daughter. Chicken, egg, you know. 648 00:24:14,902 --> 00:24:16,535 Eggs and bacon, you know. Ice and... 649 00:24:16,571 --> 00:24:18,370 Well look what happened, your brother left you something 650 00:24:18,406 --> 00:24:20,906 that made a lot of money after all. 651 00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:22,825 Yeah, a lot of money. 652 00:24:22,827 --> 00:24:26,162 And ensures that, you know, Google will never want 653 00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:27,746 web therapy, so. 654 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:29,999 Yeah, yeah, it's a great deal of cash. 655 00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:34,470 And, um, I've managed to do some interesting things. 656 00:24:34,505 --> 00:24:38,340 My wife... there's this revolutionary procedure 657 00:24:38,342 --> 00:24:40,176 available in Switzerland. 658 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,478 And uh, she's uh, 659 00:24:42,513 --> 00:24:44,513 it's been a huge success 660 00:24:44,515 --> 00:24:48,434 and her barrel is now medically considered serene. 661 00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:50,486 - No longer irritated in any way. - Her barrel? 662 00:24:50,521 --> 00:24:52,404 - Bowel, bowel. - Oh, oh, oh. 663 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,858 Yeah, yeah, she doesn't have a barrel anymore either. 664 00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:58,327 Right, well, that's... you know what, that's wonderful news. 665 00:24:58,362 --> 00:25:00,112 - I have wonderful news too. - Really? 666 00:25:00,164 --> 00:25:03,589 That Jerome is getting a raise of $10,000 a week 667 00:25:03,609 --> 00:25:06,836 and it's retroactive for, uh, 668 00:25:06,871 --> 00:25:09,788 when he started with me four years ago. 669 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:12,508 Uh, three and a half years ago, to be fair. 670 00:25:12,543 --> 00:25:14,510 You know, I'm no judge of these things, but, uh... 671 00:25:14,545 --> 00:25:17,513 But you've been letting me guide you in the past 672 00:25:17,548 --> 00:25:19,882 about what his salary's supposed to be. 673 00:25:19,934 --> 00:25:24,386 Sure, I'm always... you know my door is always open. 674 00:25:24,388 --> 00:25:25,521 - Right. - If you know what I'm saying, 675 00:25:25,556 --> 00:25:26,939 my door is always... 676 00:25:26,974 --> 00:25:28,057 So my door always has to be open, 677 00:25:28,109 --> 00:25:29,308 including the back door? 678 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,227 We talked about that. 679 00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:33,362 No, the back door doesn't have to be open. 680 00:25:33,397 --> 00:25:35,064 Okay. 681 00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:37,233 An open mind about having the back door being open, 682 00:25:37,235 --> 00:25:41,120 I think is, is a start. 683 00:25:41,155 --> 00:25:42,488 You know. 684 00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:47,910 Why not travel the road less traveled? 685 00:25:47,912 --> 00:25:52,331 Okay, if... if we keep things the way they are with, 686 00:25:52,383 --> 00:25:55,084 you know, the regular main entrance being used... 687 00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:56,302 Right. 688 00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:59,305 then Jerome is still at $5,000 a week? 689 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:00,923 - Sure, why not? - Okay. 690 00:26:00,975 --> 00:26:05,010 And... and, if we decided to use, you know, 691 00:26:05,062 --> 00:26:08,264 la porte des artistes, perhaps it would go up. 692 00:26:08,266 --> 00:26:10,432 All right, I just do some ethical think... thinking... 693 00:26:10,484 --> 00:26:11,934 - Sure, yeah. - about, you know. 694 00:26:11,986 --> 00:26:14,019 You know, think it through. Think it through. 695 00:26:14,071 --> 00:26:15,654 You don't want to do anything you're uncomfortable with. 696 00:26:15,690 --> 00:26:17,323 Well, let's see what happens the next time you're in 697 00:26:17,358 --> 00:26:18,824 - and, you know... - Okay. 698 00:26:18,859 --> 00:26:21,493 - If I'm available. - Next time I'm in? 699 00:26:21,529 --> 00:26:25,364 - New York. - Oh, okay. 700 00:26:25,416 --> 00:26:26,999 Yep. I'll be there probably a lot 701 00:26:27,034 --> 00:26:29,868 now that, you know, I have so much money. 702 00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:32,254 That's where you go, New York. 703 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:35,624 And, you know, if you want a place to stay, 704 00:26:35,676 --> 00:26:39,929 the penthouse is... is available to you whenever you want. 705 00:26:39,964 --> 00:26:43,048 By penthouse, do you mean...? 706 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,551 - The top floor apartment. - Mm-hmm. 707 00:26:52,109 --> 00:26:54,143 Well, I'll tell you one thing, I'm keeping this shirt. 708 00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:56,111 I got to get something out of this Bali trip. 709 00:26:56,147 --> 00:26:57,863 Yeah, you can keep that shirt. 710 00:26:57,898 --> 00:27:00,899 I bought it at the airport in Philly. 711 00:27:06,490 --> 00:27:07,906 Well, I'll tell you one thing, okay? 712 00:27:07,959 --> 00:27:09,325 I'm keeping this shirt. 713 00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:10,993 Okay, you can keep it. 714 00:27:11,045 --> 00:27:14,887 I bought it at the airport at Island Woman. 715 00:27:21,172 --> 00:27:25,022 Well, I guess everything happens for a reason. 716 00:27:25,042 --> 00:27:26,705 Shut up. 717 00:27:29,146 --> 00:27:31,023 And... cut. 718 00:27:31,043 --> 00:27:33,021 sync and corrected by ninh www.addic7ed.com